OKAY. Tournament's nearly over. By this weekend someone - a new nation at that - will have got their hands on the famous Jules Rimet Trophy.
But who are the real winners of the World Cup South Africa 2010?
FLOP OF THE TOURNAMENT: It's a close call. There's so many contenders. It could be Wayne Rooney, who singularly failed to reproduce anything like his club form leading to rumours it was actually Mick Quinn in a mask. It could be Fernando Torres, who despite helping Spain to the finals has been frankly rubbish. Fabio Capello for getting it totally wrong and linesman Mauricio Espinosa for not allowing Lampard's obvious goal against Germany? Contenders, yes. But surely the coveted gong must go to the entire French team. Great effort Les Bleus.
SURPRISE OF THE TOURNAMENT: Easy. Did anyone put money on Uruguay? Can anyone else remember Diego Forlan's Manchester United days when the player dubbed Diego Forlorn went 18 years without even managing a shot? Holland, never given a chance of getting to the final, and Kevin Prince Boateng, played expectionally well for Ghana. Spurs fans must have been scracthing their heads, wondering if it was the same player who drifted off to Portsmouth after just a few games.
PLAYER OF THE TOURNAMENT: For now, I can only narrow this down to three. Sebastien Schweinsteiger, David Villa and Wesley Schneidjer. All brilliant thoughout the tournament, particularly in the games when it mattered...
CLEVEREST PLAYER: Ghana's John Mensah (think about it....)
MOST FLAMBOYANT PLAYER: Waldo Ponce. The name literally says it all.
MOST CRINGEWORTHY COMMENTARY: All gongs in this coveted category go to the one-and-only Mark Lawrenson. Just what is a Hollywood pass? My all time favourite was 'the German keeper's suffering from para Neuer'. Genius.
MOST OVER-HYPED MOMENT: The pass by Kaka that led to Luis Fabiano scoring against Chile. It was a three-metre pass at best. It wasn't that good and didn't deserve Alan Hansen's gushing praise for the whole of half-time.
FANS OF THE TOURNAMENT: As ever, the Dutch. Does anyone in Holland not own an orange sweater? Are they given out by the government over there?
BRAVERY AWARD: There can only be one nominee. Asamoah Gyan. To miss a decisive 120th-minute spot-kick and then take the first penalty in the ensuing shootout takes a player of immense mental strength. Or stupid.
MOMENT OF THE WORLD CUP: As Argentina huddled in celebration of Gonzalo Higuain's goal to put them up 2-0 on Mexico, the cameraman went in for an extreme close-up right behind defender Gabriel Heinze, who gave his teammates a gleeful speech. He was not, however, aware of the camera behind him, so when he broke from the huddle, smiling big and wide, he viciously smashed the side of his face on the peeping device. Quickly angered by this, he instinctively reacted by slapping the spit out of that camera as a warning to never get so close again. But those cameras never do learn....
MOMENT OF THE WORLD CUP (for a Welshman): Robert Green chucking the ball into the back of his own net.
QUOTE OF THE WORLD CUP: John Terry said: "The whole defence is behind Rob Green." With hindsight that would of been a good place to stand.
PLAYER WITH THE BEST NAME: Tough choice this one, there's some great contenders. South Africa's Surprise Moriri must be in with a chance. Rumours that he has a brother called Unplanned are unfounded. Or how about Ivorian keeper Boubacar Barry? Or how about Cameroonian defender Gaeten Bong?